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[jayphailey]

Angie: **I'm having a touch of an adrenaline jag right now from the gorgon fight. Some sex will help. I'm what you get when a female Ane in season doesn't realize the punch is spiked.**

Stephanie, head tilt "What?"

Haley: "I understood all the words, just not in that order."

Rellylan: **Oh no, never just a bar. But in this case very handy.**

Angie: **It's going to die,**

Goriban: **But it was not dead yet.**

Jeriban: **Getting stoned is not on my list of things to do.**

Angie: "**I stabbed it deep in the riblets. Both lungs. Unless it has a cleric in its lack of pockets, it's dead.**

Stephanie: "Can you describe this creature? I don't think I've ever seen one."

[Innkeeper]

Stephanie, head tilt "What?"

Haley: "I understood all the words, just not in that order."

Angie: **My Mother, the Ane, fucked an Elf while she was in season. I'm the result.**

Goriban: **WE like her anyway.**

Rellylan: **She stabs inconvenient Gorgons.**

Angie: **The magic missiles helped**

Stephanie: "Can you describe this creature? I don't think I've ever seen one."

Angie **

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Their breath turns you to stone.**

[jayphailey]

Angie: **My Mother, the Ane, fucked an Elf while she was in season. I'm the result.**

Goriban: **WE like her anyway.**

Rellylan: **She stabs inconvenient Gorgons.**

Angie: **The magic missiles helped**

Stephanie: "An Elf. Okay."

Haley: "It is D&D."

Lydia (Points): "Jonathan's from the elves."

Jonathan is picturing and Elf going at it with an Ane and failing.

Stephanie "Hi."

Haley: "Oh. Hey." (weak wave)

Brian waves back

Angie **Gorgon-5e.jpg Their breath turns you to stone.**

Stephanie: "Whoa. We have mechanical bulls, but it means a whole different thing."

Haley: "You stabbed it, huh. Wow."

[Innkeeper]

Stephanie: "An Elf. Okay."

Haley: "It is D&D."

Lydia (Points): "Jonathan's from the elves."

Jonathan is picturing and Elf going at it with an Ane and failing.

Angie: Showing off her lady parts **They are not that big.** (OOG: She is not blue)

Stephanie "Hi."

Haley: "Oh. Hey." (weak wave)

Brian waves back

Stephanie: "Whoa. We have mechanical bulls, but it means a whole different thing."

Haley: "You stabbed it, huh. Wow."

Angie points at the massive glaive at the door. **With that. See, they are armored, but not mechanical. My glaive is highly magical and adimantine. Cuts through the armor like butter.**

[jayphailey]

Angie: Showing off her lady parts **They are not that big.** (OOG: She is not blue)

Everyone rears back (whoa!)

Lydia: "Young lady! No one needs your cootchie in our faces."

Angie points at the massive glaive at the door. **With that. See, they are armored, but not mechanical. My glaive is highly magical and adimantine. Cuts through the armor like butter.**

Haley: "How much does that thing weigh?"

[Innkeeper]

Everyone rears back (whoa!)

Lydia: "Young lady! No one needs your cootchie in our faces."

OOC: She just lifted her tail. Her flaw is a lack of boundaries.

Angie: **Is it that high?**

Angie points at the massive glaive at the door. **With that. See, they are armored, but not mechanical. My glaive is highly magical and adimantine. Cuts through the armor like butter.**

Haley: "How much does that thing weigh?"
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Angie: **Pick it up. Just don't swing at anyone.**

The barmaid brings the Ane refreshment. Only Angie gets a glass.

Rellylan: **Need this. The grub has been pretty poor.**

It looks like bowls of grass clippings.

Goriban: **I'm with Angie. I could use a nice long session of erotic arts & crafts. **

[jayphailey]

OOC: She just lifted her tail. Her flaw is a lack of boundaries.

OOC: Yeah, that's the part that bothers Lydia. Her boundaries are a little too straight and narrow right now.

In general my Characters are not used to someone waving their genitals around. It's a social thing.

[jayphailey]

Haley: "How much does that thing weigh?"

Angie: **Pick it up. Just don't swing at anyone.**

Haley picks up the Halberd and looks at it.

Kevin: "How did the barmaid know what they wanted? Is there a menu?"

Lydia: "Oh, that's right, Budweisers over here, please," to the Starfleet "Can I buy you some. It's been a while since I had beers from my home world."

Haley: "Thank you,"

Stephanie: "Yes, please, thank you. Let's revisit the whole kidnapped by Aliens thing."

[Innkeeper]

Haley picks up the Halberd and looks at it.

Glaive, a single edged short sword on a stick. As she starts to lift it is heavy, very, then once in her hands is light and easy to move.

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Kevin: "How did the barmaid know what they wanted? Is there a menu?"

Rellylan: **We told her, telepaths.** She never stops eating.

Lydia: "Oh, that's right, Budweisers over here, please," to the Starfleet "Can I buy you some. It's been a while since I had beers from my home world."

Haley: "Thank you,"

Stephanie: "Yes, please, thank you. Let's revisit the whole kidnapped by Aliens thing."

Anthony: Speaking for the fist time: "I'm a touch concerned abut that as well."

[jayphailey]

Haley picks up the Halberd and looks at it.

Glaive, a single edged short sword on a stick. As she starts to lift it is heavy, very, then once in her hands is light and easy to move.

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Haley: "How does it do that?"