The Orgy Gods

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The Orgy Gods

Post by Innkeeper » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:38 pm

The “Orgy” Gods – Concept; a poor man’s Greek pantheon. Yes, gods and powerful, but they all have issues. This is a work in progress. Most, have a unified code of conduct, most.

The Orgy Gods are mainly worshiped in the Trantis area. They have pockets of worship here and there throughout the Inner Sea.

NanatonRuler of the gods. The god of leadership and Justice. All things in their time. – His head is firmly up his ass and in spite of having the hottest MILF in the universe, it is never time for that.

The worship of Nanaton is centered in Trantis where his priests are tight with the local Tyrant. Sermons that help you sleep a specialty.


Ta’lerMother goddess, love, fertility. – Can’t get her husband into bed. Unlike the Greeks, she is the one with the roving eye. Shacks up with the Phoenix Ivan often enough to keep the itch scratched. Nanaton does not like the array of beaks looking at him like that. He grumbles and leaves it. And, she doesn’t bother him, it is not time.

Also mainly worshiped in Trantis. She has active temples here and there. Another temple that practices holy prostitution. Come and get laid for goddess.


Anadid the Tester –. God of social order. – Everyone in their place. Lousy at parties, he sees impropriety everywhere. Not fond of social climbing. Child of the former two. It happened at least twice. Maybe Nanaton is afraid of a third time.

His shrines are in the temples, but mainly ignored. No one likes the god of a stick up your ass. Mostly taken up by third and foruth noble sons who will not be supported by daddy.


Kaleeta, Mother of SorrowsGoddess of sorrow, death and loss. – Not popular, but much appeased. Also a child of the two above. Also active in Trantis and other places.

Kaleeta is not beloved, but she is worshiped by the grieving. She offers comfort, not just the loss itself.


Shanti Goddess of Women – Well more like a total butch dyke that hates men. Twin of Heln, they fought on their way out of the womb.

Her Worship is centered in the Prefecture of Gynos. An anti male matriarchy that abuses and enslaves the male gender. In her effort to prove women can do better, she proved they can be just as bad.


HelnGod of War and Men – Farting, belching, worse example of a male chauvinist you can find. Keep the bitches down. Twin of Shanti, they fought on their way out of the womb.

Heln has no center of worship. He is held scared by various persons and groups, no single large society. Mainly men wishing holy permission to treat women like shit. Yes he backs that. He is also held up when Trantis goes to war, very seldom.

His people are bolting into the freshly renamed Thousand Kingdoms. He wants his own little male paradise like the Prefecture, but with women on the bottom.


FentossGod of Wine, Women, and Song, not necessarily in that order. – Unlike Dionysus, Fentos is a lush and total womanizer. The good time god, but a jealous one. Do not piss him off. Not easy, but it can be done.

Mainly worshiped by vintners, brewers, and distillers in Trantain lands who shy away from the drama aspects. He has a small following among bards.


PayneenGoddess of Wives – The Shrew. Wife of Fentoss. Forever chasing down her wastrel husband. She is the reason he is drinking.

Primarily called down on husbands by shrewish or exasperated wives. Her holy book does have good advice on how to order the household.


Shuriss God of thieves, con men, and grifters. – God of Eeeevil Slimed his way into the council as “useful”. He is a giant blue and silver cobra. Worshiped into existence as a god. Set up by a fraud. He ate the fraud. Shuriss, outside of the unwilling sacrifice thing is bad at being evil. He often ends up doing more good than damage as her takes his role seriously. He tries to have a rivalry with Sharla because she is a cat.

Various cult centers. No big splashy temples, that you can see. An active cult of Shuriss in your neighborhood is a mostly bad thing. You will see a decrease in vermin however, also maidens. Yum, yum eat’m up.


GoudetooshuGod of Nature – All his priests are high priests. He wants people to out grow him and find themselves, but micromanages things to the point that will never happen. And the munchies man.
His priesthood is always there to help, a little too there to help. As goes the god so also the followers. Life advice whether you need it or not.


NuntocommunGo Away, Leave Me alone – Not really part of the council god of hermits and misanthropists, but not much worshiped. Nor does he seek it. He was on the god plane when the council moved in. He is not powerful enough to shove them out, is barely a god. He scowls in his own little corner.

No, not really. Worship him? If you get his attention, he will smack you for it.
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Re: The Orgy Gods

Post by jayphailey » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:53 am

Read. Interesting. Part of me wants to throw minor ones on the pile. But I am tired.

Zaileen - Goddess of the seasons. Winter mode, young, icy, needs a lot of nurturing. Appears 8 to 10 years old.

Sping mode, flower of youth, 15 to 18 years old, Randy. Surrounded by chaotic winds and rain and sunshine. Her hair is flowers and happy plants

Summer mode - Bright, happy, energetic. gets things done. always ready to party. shows age here and there. Surrounded by a field of warm dry air, and sunshine. Her hair is a riotous mane of plant growth

Fall mode, ages, the warmth fades. Her plant/hair begins to go brown and fall. Summer ends, consequences are harvested. She starts off generous and can generate fresh food and so on. but as the fall wears on, she gets older and sadder. Her personal weather field gets colder and colder, more windy and bleak.

At the end she is a crone, with dead bare twings for hair, ancient worn clothes and the sadness of someone fixing to die

New years - A bright flash, and she is back in winter mode.

Difficulty - She goes through this cycle in 4 hours. In Spring and Summer mode she is able to put it out of her mind and have fun. In Fall and Winter Mode she hates her father. Her relationship with the Primal is broken.

She is worshipped in villages and the outback where people farm. If enough people come together and conduct the proper ritual at the solstices or equinoxes they will have a better season (from +1 to +3 on relevant rolls depending on how many people and how enthusiastically they ritual)

High level clerics and heroes are sometimes dispatched to go pick up legendary, mythological items to try and help this Goddess reformat herself away from the quick cycling.

If she goes to an extreme environment, a hard desert, or the poles, the relevant season is stronger and the other are muted.

Damnit! I wanted to do non brain things

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Re: The Orgy Gods

Post by Innkeeper » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:13 pm

jayphailey wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:53 am
Read. Interesting. Part of me wants to throw minor ones on the pile. But I am tired.

Zaileen - Goddess of the seasons. Winter mode, young, icy, needs a lot of nurturing. Appears 8 to 10 years old.

Sping mode, flower of youth, 15 to 18 years old, Randy. Surrounded by chaotic winds and rain and sunshine. Her hair is flowers and happy plants

Summer mode - Bright, happy, energetic. gets things done. always ready to party. shows age here and there. Surrounded by a field of warm dry air, and sunshine. Her hair is a riotous mane of plant growth

Fall mode, ages, the warmth fades. Her plant/hair begins to go brown and fall. Summer ends, consequences are harvested. She starts off generous and can generate fresh food and so on. but as the fall wears on, she gets older and sadder. Her personal weather field gets colder and colder, more windy and bleak.

At the end she is a crone, with dead bare twings for hair, ancient worn clothes and the sadness of someone fixing to die

New years - A bright flash, and she is back in winter mode.

Difficulty - She goes through this cycle in 4 hours. In Spring and Summer mode she is able to put it out of her mind and have fun. In Fall and Winter Mode she hates her father. Her relationship with the Primal is broken.

She is worshipped in villages and the outback where people farm. If enough people come together and conduct the proper ritual at the solstices or equinoxes they will have a better season (from +1 to +3 on relevant rolls depending on how many people and how enthusiastically they ritual)

High level clerics and heroes are sometimes dispatched to go pick up legendary, mythological items to try and help this Goddess reformat herself away from the quick cycling.

If she goes to an extreme environment, a hard desert, or the poles, the relevant season is stronger and the other are muted.

Damnit! I wanted to do non brain things

Hang on to that one. I would not call her minor. I don't know that she fits the Orgys but the idea is too good to simply toss.
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